This is a toast to us! For the men who have us, the losers who had us, and the lucky bastards who will meet us!

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Yes, I’m a chick.
Yes, I ride bikes.
No, you can’t have my phone number.

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Another month ends. All targets met. All systems working. All customers satisfied. All staff eagerly enthusiastic. All pigs fed and ready to fly.

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Do not squander time… this is what life is made of.